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Yearly Rendition of Feliz Navidad by Goliath and GAW Stringers

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Update on the Oracles Minions....The Oracle Slithers Out of his Hole

   As expected the Orifice slithered out of his hole or is it a garbage can he resides in today, but  no matter. In fact he was probably egged on by some of his pin headed followers who pleasured themselves with more of the Orifice's venom and bad taste .

   It was the usual cast of whackos who responded quickly to the Orifice's post, making sure to throw in more sleazy, slanderous,  accusations and lies for good measure. You can pretty well judge someone by the company he keeps or in this case the fans that he draws. In this case a couple of border line degenerates are allowed and encouraged to produce slander at the Mayor's expense....But it was to be expected as this Heckle and Jeckle duo have filled the internet with this garbage for years, way before the mayor was elected. You can take this type of filth and accusations and throw it out the window when you consider the source...

  The Orifice's merry band of  minions who dutifully sit by their computers waiting for the next putrid installment of hate, bad taste and jealousy. Hoping they will be chosen next to be fictitiously portrayed in the Orifice's Live interview another of his weak attempts at humor mostly at the Mayor's expense...

  Carry on Orifice your 5 or 6 worshipers await you .....


** Note** There are some fine people that out of curiosity I'm sure, follow and read the Oracle. The mindless worshipers are the obvious ones, the usual suspects. If you read their comments they make an ass out of themselves and  destroy any  semblance of a chance this site might garner any bit of respectability....If any of the fine people (you know who you are) that read the Oracle and were offended by this post ...I sincerely apologize.....It's time for the hate to end in Jeff politics  HT

The Oracle and His Minions...Let the Salivating Begin

   I'm sure the  all the Orifices lemming like drones and minions are drooling over the next episode of the Oracles Lounge hoping their Svengali will join them in their salivating frenzy over Mayor Mike Moore's recent and recurring personal problems. The recent domestic disturbance is the type of thing these people thrive and exist for. They revel in a sad , tragic personal events that have befallen the mayor in the last few months just because of the political fact he defeated "their" boy in last years election. It doesn't matter they might embarrass, confuse, hurt  innocent family members some of whom are minor children, they just like to kick the man while he's down, just because he defeated "their" boy.

   Just because "their" boy lost they forget the new mayor is a human being and that he might be hurting on the breakup of his family of over 20 years, they forget there is nothing more traumatic  (other than death) than divorce to children. They forget because they have no conscience for personal grieving it's about that all important political one uppance they have achieved no matter if it came at a personal cost not a political one.

 Yes it's all over the Internet Blogs and Forums how the mayor has embarrassed these minions of the Orifice and embarrassed the City of Jeffersonville . I say  "give me a break"  this City has been an embarrassment politically, socially and in many other ways since they ran Dale Orem out of office.

   Just in the past few years we have seen the City Attorney in the National news lying drunk in a trash can, one City or County office after another suing each other wasting taxpayer dollars, a mayor who started one project after another without obtaining the proper permits required by law. One  elected City official didn't even bother to show up for work for nearly 2 years and was still paid. City officials exchanging e-mails about  the mayor and then leaking them to the Orifice. A City Councilman's solution to the tripling of sewer bill was for us to by new flappers for our toilets. A decaying  practically abandoned downtown area to go along with the decaying and poorly designed traffic infrastructure. And in the middle of all this in their collective small minds City officials annexed residents who wanted  no part of the City of Jeffersonville promising them free trash pick up (woo hoo) and no tax increases. Which was a lie, taxes have gone up and they are threatening our "half ass" garbage pickup will soon be charged.

 Look around no decent clothing stores (except Kohl's), no home improvement stores, no movie theaters, no public golf course, nothing ,nothing  nothing . And Mike Moores an embarrassment because he's getting divorced...My god the whole place is an embarrassment ....especially the mindless drones (excluding Jules, Goliath and a couple others) that worship the Orifice....

A Little Advice to Clarksville....Stay a Town

  According to the News/Tribune Clarksville is contemplating on whether to make the move from a town to a city. A little advice Clarksville,  STAY A TOWN. Just look south to your sister City Jeffersonville, you already have more amenities, better roads, better retail shopping, more and better restaurants than Jeff without the much over rated title of "City".

 The only thing the designation of City will bring you is more Politicians, which brings more gridlock, political infighting and more waste of tax dollars. You are doing quite fine with your small City Council, Council President and smaller government. You already have things that Jeffersonville would love to have, better infrastructure,  amenities (public golf course, fine variety of retail stores and dining) lower taxes and reasonable sewer bills.

 Now if you want petty bickering between politicians, wasting tax dollars by one office suing the other, leaking e-mails from office to office about each other, money wasted and higher taxes then maybe you should become a City. Maybe even a 2nd Class City like Jeff recently attained by annexing in unwilling citizens.

 What does 2nd Class city status get you ?? Well in Jeff's case you get a terrible traffic patterns and road infrastructure, a dead downtown area, no movie theaters, no public golf course. No Lowes,  no Best Buy , no Dillards but on the positive side Jeff does have 27 pizza places, 18 banks (to spend your money elsewhere), higher property taxes, outrageous sewer bills and as  reminder of our outstanding sewer system a permeating stench emanating from our sewer improvements as you enter the City.....Aaah the privileges of a 2nd class City...

Clarksville Be Smart, Stay A Town !!!

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Banned and Deleted from the Chatter

 NSBHM posted a new topic on the Chatter about who was writing  The City News Letter which you can read here   City News Letter.

I thought the whole topic was mere B.S. and responded accordingly and the Big Q. deleted it as a personal attack.....Which is more BS, sure I disagree with  NSBHM but I respect him and his dedication to city government but I will call him out on it on occasion and lampoon him and other political figures and commentators. But it is 100% not personal. Personal is when you delve into someone's personal life...or physically threaten a person. Politics is politics and every thing is fair game on issues but when you spread lies and innuendo about anyone's personal life like the Oracle and some of friends do that is crossing the line of decency in my opinion.

As far as the newletter, do you think there is anybody who really cares who writes this. My gosh most people just throw it away... anyway here is my banned post....
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Mrs. HT lines the kitty litter box with City News Letter and the cat could care less who wrote it, like 99% of Jeff residents. It's a total waste of time and money that nobody reads and has been useless since TG started it as a campaign tool.

Of course Beavis and ButtHead  (NHBSM and Oracle) read it because it's another thing they can bash the mayor with..... but nobody else could care a rat's a s s  about it or who wrote it...

December - Jeffersonville City Council News Letter Parody

   As you know the Jeff  City Council was outraged about their lack of publicity in the Jeffersonville City News letter. With that in mind we will publish monthly, a news letter dedicated solely to the Council in order for them to get their just amount of publicity.
Today we present the December issue.....

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     JEFFERSONVILLE CITY COUNCIL                   NEWLETTER




December 2012- Holiday Issue
Brought to You by YOUR City Council

Spend 15 Minutes With the Homeless Day

To show that YOUR City Council isn't insensitive to the needs of all residents of Jeffersonville including the homeless. Your City Council sponsored a "Spend 15 minutes With the Homeless Day" Where members spent 15 solid minutes talking and listening to their concerns. Council members while truly concerned,  pointed out to the homeless residents how much better they would be in New Albany, Clarksville, Louisville or even Pekin has a lot to offer. When brought up to the attending council members that they vetoed a zoning request that would have allowed a homeless shelter to be opened in downtown Jeff,  they said they had to go  that their City paid limo was waiting for them for a luncheon meeting at Kye's.....

Cowboy Recognition Day

To recognize "Cowboy" Jeffersonville's most famous resident YOUR City council declared Dec. 2 as "Cowboy Recognition Day" as each member dressed like a Cowboy at the scheduled City Council Meeting.  And encouraged everyone else to do so, and to wear your Cowboy outfit to the next Jeff High basketball game





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Christmas with Your City Council

Mark your calenders kiddies and parents Saturday Dec. 22 is "Christmas with Your City Council Day" at City Hall.  Spend the day with your City Council, Santa and the elves. Christmas Cookies, egg nog  Christmas Carols  will be sung and presents from Santa... a great holiday treat. Even get your picture taken with your favorite City Council Person. Be sure  to join us !!!

 Adults $39.95 , Children (2-19)   $ 29.95  Under 2 only $19.95 these prices at City Costs..... Pictures with your favorite Councilperson extra (Packages will vary )

Is He Gay ???

1. Is SpongeBob gay?
In 2002, series creator Stephen Hillenburg countered rumors that SpongeBob SquarePants is gay, saying the character is "somewhat asexual." But the questions persist. The evidence: His best friend is an "ebullient pink starfish" named Patrick; his neighbor Squidward takes bubble baths, listens to classical music, and "talks like Paul Lynde"; and SpongeBob and Patrick occasionally hold hands while watching a TV show called The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. "You do the math, folks,"says the Gay Financial Network.