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Friday, April 1, 2016

Day 3 ...Clarksville - Jeffersonville War... Negotiations Begin

EXCLUSIVE **** The Clarksville - Jeffersonville War - Day 3
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 With both sides honoring an agreed cease fire, a team of negotiators from both Jeffersonville and Clarksville sat down with an arbitrator at Kye's to try and work out an agreement to end hostilities between the two municipalities. The Jeffersonville contingent was led by Mayor/General Mike Moore and included City Attorney Les Merkley, City Council President Matt Owen, and recently named  Jeffersonville Defense Secretary (former Navy Seal)  HT...

Clarksville was represented by Town board president Paul Fetter, attorney Greg Fifer and Town council member John Gilkey... Clark Co. sheriff Jamey Noel provided security
From Left to R  Greg Fifer, Paul Fetter, Jamey Noel, and John Gilkey, Arbitrator
Seated L to R  Matt Owen, HT, Mike Moore,  Les Merkley

7 comments:

  1. I haven't been that skinny sine 4th grade. Merkley looks like he's in the ice cream line at Dairy Queen. Thanks for the show of force HT.

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  2. Will this be on A&E any time soon?

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  3. Political Fun War CorrespondentApril 1, 2016 at 6:23 PM

    The early negotiations
    are probably just a ruse.
    It looks like the sides are going
    to have to first determine the shape of the table....
    There are unconfirmed rumors that secretive Clarksville operatives
    driving $1,000 USED CARS have been silently hiding away Cultural
    Icons from the Theatre X's
    'Historical Collection'
    before the carpet bombing starts.


    In another development,
    the vaunted guerrilla group JFJD's
    has sided with KYE and Jeffersonville
    and is providing security with some Paws patrols..

    The next question is "What is the Crafty Goliath up to?"

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  4. Fifer looks creepy AF.

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  5. The negotiations were pretty contentious... as a trained interragator I felt Clarksville was less than truthful...

    A little water boarding might change their minds..

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  6. Mr. Fetter tear down that wall!

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