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Exclusive to the BatBlog: Chatter Chicks Gone Wild

You won't find it on GAW or anywhere else on the internet only HT's  award winning Batblog has exclusive pictures and minutes from the latest meeting of Clark County;s own Chatter Chicks. The latest meeting is entitled "Chatter Chicks gone Wild"

Chatter Chicks' First Times
These are minutes from the first-ever supplemental meeting of the Chatter Chicks and will be released exclusively to the award-winning Bat-Blog for the first time.

In attendance were: Chopper Woman, Cindiloohoo, HoundDog, Happycat, Gabriella, Teresa Fisher, Mrs. Professor, GrumpyGranny, kelley, and, for their first times, roundots and overit.

Meeting was held Saturday afternoon at the uber-hospitable Charlestown Pizza Company.

There's no official record of the E-vil goings on at the beginning of the meeting since your humble minutes writer arrived late after enjoying the beautiful weather by riding around topless with Chopper Woman, but given the vast collection of empty beer bottles that amassed before our arrival, we can only assume the best. Let the record show kelley's hair was mussed upon arrival, another first.

The first order of business was to hand out Wands of E-vil to those in attendance. These have the power of making free beer samples appear. Thanks to Happycat for the provision of wands, especially since without I like squirrels in attendance, the Chicks needed another avenue for free drinks.

Chopper Woman moved that Teresa Fisher be named the wearer of the cutest tiara for her pink and bejeweled crown that Teresa astutely observed had wings, "like a Maxi-Pad." Motion passed. Cindiloohoo's black tiara was again selected as the most E-vil, and HoundDog won the award for Most Tasteful for her subtle yet bling-blingy silver selection.  Commitments were made by the slackers in attendance to get tiaras soon.

The educational segment of the meeting was devoted to checking out Cindi's fruity beer and sampling a Hoosier Wheat beer. Both come highly recommended by the Chicks.

In honor of past educational achievements, Cindi was presented with a t-shirt by Teresa that read, "Open. Now blowing." This minutes writer has no idea what that implies. Something about the wind? Birthday candles, maybe?

Resolutions were passed to give favorable local reviews to the CPC and to continue to hold meetings at locally-owned establishments.

The most important first at this meeting was the first official Chatter Chicks Act of E-vil. The Center for Lay Ministries will receive at least $300 dollars in donations this week from the Clark County Chatter and its underground auxillary, the Chatter Chicks. Who knew E-vil could feel so good?

Though hot waiters, beer providers and Kevins are the only males generally allowed at these gatherings, near the end of the meeting, a male did, in fact, arrive. We all assumed he must have been a body-builder because the first thing we thought when seeing him was, "this is not a skinny dude." It turned out to be Happycat's husband which marks another first, the appearance of a Chatter Chick spouse at a meeting.

Easily identified by the bright yellow complexion and pipe smoke, yet another Chick's spouse, Mrs. Professor's, was spotted in the parking lot later. It may be time to elect our first sergeant-at-arms to deal with these security breaches.

As always, the meeting was prudently adjourned before the Chicks were bounced from the establishment for unruly behavior and the corruption of youth.

Submitted with sincere E-vil,
kelley

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