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Monday, November 24, 2014

New Poll... 2014 Biggest Political Turkey

New poll... who's the biggest local Turkey  in 2014 ??? The BatBlog presents the 1st annual "Turkey of the Year" award. Plenty of potential candidates but we've whittled it down to the top 9 turkeys...Be  sure to vote !!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>

1. NHBSM (Not Honest) area political blowhard who thinks he knows everything, but is mostly hot air...Hangs around local politicians hoping for an appointment but never gets one...

2. Larry (the Can) Wilder local attorney who allegedly pulls strings in the local political scene and appears to sue the City at the drop of a hat....now buddies with NHBSM...

3. Tom (Canal digger) Galligan managed the local Democratic party to it's biggest beatdown ever by the GOP but who's ego refuses to let him  step aside for the betterment of the party...

4. Mike (Mr.Greenjeans) Smith City councilman dinosaur who is anxiously waiting for Galligan to return as mayor...

Birds of a feather
5. John (Toxic John) Perkins local politician who keeps getting appointed to plum positions by Democrats even though  as far as we know hasn't gotten over 25% in any election in the last 15 years..

6. Danny (Smooth talker) Rodden who traded C.C. sheriff gear (t-shirts, hats , etc.) to a prostitute for a  $@!&  ?*& (sorry this is a family blog)...

7. Jerry (you have no rights) Jacobi who's staff allegedly forgot about a few drug court defendants for over a year and left them in jail ...

8. Matt (lapdog} Owen allegedly when sheriff elect Noel tells lapdog to jump, he says how high...now trying to shut down city court...

Old Turkeys
9. Quasar (the Big Q.) who runs declining local blog (CCC) like a gestapo agent while spewing his right wing, Rush Limbaugh BS that no one is allowed to call him out on...

*** Note***
The picture of turkey "Quasar" was too ugly to post afraid it would scare young children....

6 comments:

  1. Why insult the noble turkey ? Could you not have called these characters buzzards instead ?

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  2. Poll should have included Teresa sticky fingers Perkins

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  3. It would be an insult to buzzards as well.

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  4. The Rodden turkey is kind of creepy.

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  5. They are all creepy IMO.

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  6. Where's JOE or Weber....lol

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