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Monday, September 4, 2017

Clarksville Geese Problem...


After reviewing yesterday's post The BatBlog has come up with a brilliant solution to the Clarkssville geese problem. Instead of euthanizing the geese population like was done recently ...relocate and create a wildlife nature preserve and wetlands at Clarksville's historic cultural landmark Theatair X.

This would be a win, win solution for our feathered friends that would be saved from execution and an added cultural experience for the patrons of the Art's  at Theatair X. Patrons would have the opportunity to observe two types of wildlife species (human and avian) in their natural habitat in one visit... Think of the possibilities...

The BatBlog will be presenting these plans at the next town council meeting plus requesting a meeting with the Clarksville town manager to get the ball rolling to save the geese and provide  greater cultural opportunities for Clarksville residents and other Theatair X patrons...

Save the Geese !!!

9 comments:

  1. Porn and ducks, great combination!

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  2. Some nut would do porn with the geese ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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  3. there's a goose in the gloryhole

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  4. Would give a whole new meaning to the game Duck duck goose.

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  5. Can you tell us more about this? I'd love to find out more details.

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  6. http://nypost.com/2017/09/06/youngest-manson-follower-granted-parole-again/

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  7. Is it me, or does it seem the Clarksville town board is a bunch of arrogant, snobby old white guys?

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  8. Not to mention sexist, gerontophobic and intelligentphobic.๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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