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Friday, September 8, 2017

The Great Goose Caper...Who Killed the Geese ???

"There's some more of the little bastards" Steve
  The mystery of "Who Killed the Geese" has intensified. As exclusively pointed out yesterday by the "award winning" Jeffersonville/ Clark Co. blog  "The BatBlog".... Clarksville town manager Kevin (Jung Un) Baity is now admittedly a  liar claiming "I misspoke."

 Baity at first blamed the Indiana Dept. of Natural resources (DNR) for making the decision to murder over 200 geese... but come to find out Baity signed a  application with euthanasia option circled according to the DNR.



Solved major flip flop case !!1
Baity "the goose slayer"  now says the application was already filled out before he signed it....Right ,sure !!! You can always tell a liar... when caught they tell another one even bigger than the first. We guess someone in the middle of the night snuck into Pinnochio Baity's office filled out his application, then he signed it....Wow!!!

So the mystery deepens... who circled the box for euthanasia on "the goose slayer's" application ??? who is responsible for murdering the geese ??? The BatBlog thinks this might be a case for Sellersburg police chief Russ "Inspector Clouseau" Whalen who recently solved and broke up a major flip flop theft ring  CLICK HERE for Story and in the process nailed former Clark Co. sheriff Danny Rodden for allegedly dining with an alleged prostitute. Great work inspector Whelan !!! while nothing was prosecuted , as far as the BatBlog can tell not one flip flop has come missing in Clark Co. since you cracked the case...

He may be just the man to solve the Great Goose Caper... Stay tuned to The BatBlog we'll be there until ever feather is uncovered....

20 comments:

  1. Of course it's a lie the question is was he trying to protect his own ass or member(s) of the town council...

    Somebody made the decision to kill versus relocate those birds...Will someone man up and admit it...

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  2. The board is much to shrewd to fire Baity, they know they'll need him again down the road to blame him for something else. The whole purpose of hiring a town manager was to deflect responsibility.

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  3. They wrung and snapped the necks of those geese. What a nasty nasty episode.
    Heartless as hell.

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  4. Rusty is covering for the person/persons (Baity) who is paying him to strangle geese. Takes a certain kind of person who enjoys breaking the necks of beautiful wildlife. Some corporate Dick probably complained to the Clarksville officials about the geese problem. They would do the same thing to the poor and homeless if it affected the profit motive.

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  5. Time will show Baity is a joke. Threw him out of Illinois basicly and these morons were more than happy to hire him for a hunfred grand plus a year.

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  6. Clarksville officials are southern indianas version of the dark villain. They just always seem corrupt and dirty. Is anyone here proud to say they live in Clarksville?

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  7. I'm ashamed to say I live in Clarksville. Someone summed it up best when it comes to our elected officials....DENY, DECEIVE, IGNORE. I hate that these scoundrels are the people my kids and grandkids are supposed to look up to. It makes me want to puke that I go to the same church as one of them.

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    1. I agree with you. Let's hope we can vote these clowns out next election. And send the town manager packing back to Illinois too.

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  8. Irregardless of who filled out the application and made circles on the paper, he signed as the agent for Clarksville.

    I've signed many documents that were already filled out for me after I reviewed and APPROVED them. Pretty basic stuff. Unless, he can't read or doesn't have the ability to understand circling the best answer.

    Very scary that a guy in this position was quick to deceive the public. Sounds like a lot of "who shot John?" going on. Or "who choked the chicken?"...

    Sad.

    Clarksville Town Council: Same rodeo, different clowns!

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    1. Sorry, but irregardless is not a word. It is just regardless.

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    2. "Irregardless" requires a loss of 10 points, but the chicken choking allusion is worth 15 points, giving anonymous there a net positive.

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    3. Irregardless IS a word...The usage of it is controversial and most dictionaries saying it is improper to use... Irregardless it is still a word and irregardless of the deducted points Anon. regains his 10 points...

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    4. It's a double negative.

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  9. Thank you BatBlog for reporting on Clarksville. Glad someone is watching and remaining vigilant for us.

    And love the photoshop pictures. Crudely amateur but very funny. Nice job!

    Keep up the good work.

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  10. Huh "crudely amateur" LOL....The BatBlog's photography Dept.takes it job very seriously and works hard...

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  11. Now you are just confusing everyone. The chicken choking goes on at Clarksville's esteemed movie theater.

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  12. Hope you cover Jeremy mull and letting a cop get away with woman beating.

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  13. We know that the police answer to different standards than the general public.

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  14. Does anyone on here have any proof? Bunch of whiney gossips. Hope you're never accused of something you didn't do.

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