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Monday, February 20, 2017

Clarksville's New Leader Kevin Jong-Baity...A BatBlog Profile


The town of Clarksville has a new leader and much like his counterpart in North Korea, Kevin Jong-Baity is throwing threats toward his neighbors. As reported in Friday's BatBlog Jong-Baity has threatened to flood out Jeffersonville residents unless Jeff ponies up 1.5 million dollars to help finance a drainage and flooding problem in southern C'ville.

It appears that Clarksville without even an election (much like North Korea) has handed over the reins of their town to a dictator that manages with threats and coercion just like his apparent idol Kim Jong-un. Similar to the mutual admiration of Trump/Putin,  Jong-Baity and Jong-un need to be dealt with appropriately, Mayor/ General Moore bravely rejected Jong -Baity's attempt of extorting 1.5 million dollars from the taxpayers of Jeffersonville. The BatBlog is calling for sanctions to be put in place to discourage further threats from the tyranny of their evil neighbor to the north.

The ball is in your court Jong-Baity...the next move is yours !!!

17 comments:

  1. Awesome post !!!! But you better be careful HT. Some woman may slip up behind you and slip a poisoned laced cloth over your head !

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    1. Yeah Mr. Gray, HT is aware of all potential threats and has taken the appropriate actions. A temporary ban on immigration of certain municipalities into the BatCave is in effect. C'ville immigrants are high on the banned list...

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    2. Build that "Clarksville Wall"! Protect Jeffersonville!

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  2. A preemptive strike to theater X and WalMart would shut down their economy and thus their ability to wage war.

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    1. Yes I was thinking along the lines of setting up a blockade of Theatair X, not allowing in any new "cultural" materials into their location.

      Cutting off C'ville's main culture and entertainment resources and a key source of their monetary revenue will cripple them to the point of breaking their will to throw out threats...

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  3. Don't forget to take out the Best Inn as well. A lot of future recruits reside there.

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  4. Satellite imagery show that most of Clarksville was dark last night.

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  5. Clarksville needs an elected mayor not a puppet for the town council. there is no separation of powers in this type of setup.

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    1. True. They have reduced by ordinance
      the voters to only having a pending 3/7ths
      of a vote for the Executive Branch head in the next municipal election.

      A very unusual power play that restricts voters' rights.

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  6. Believe it or not, Clark County's demand for corrupt pols so dramtically outstrips supply that we're importing them from Illinois.

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  7. LMAO at'at top pic,hahahahaha.....
    wish'd the hell I could jus'....go ta people an' say "Uh, I NEED(insert $$ amount....)so, therefor....you MUST PAY!"

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  8. He got'ny siblin's?......they might ought'r sweat a lil'.....give'n the current news....ya know....

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  9. H-T wrote: "
    "The ball is in your court Jong-Baity...the next move is yours !!!"

    They did.
    Last night
    a military sorte
    from the failing Clarksville
    into Jeffersonville was easily repulsed.
    The stumbling weak attack by Clarksville was simply "tabled.".....
    Sorry.

    Better git busy and start "Blocking Those Drains" as per the violent threat!
    However, Homeland Security, the FBI, the ISP, the US Army Corp of Engineers,
    IDEM, EPA, and the Jeffersonville Flood Control District may have to take action
    against Clarksville.

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  10. Last night they approved weapons to be allowed in the town meetings again. Arming their supporters for added protection ? They failed to mention that before you can carry a weapon in the town hall you have to buy a membership from the Hauber family gun range !

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    1. ?....if at's the new indoor come'n.....I'a be glad when the doors open,hahahahaha
      I mean,close'st 1's ....in Crestwood/Peewee Valley area, ain' it?....be great ta have a facility this neck the woods....
      IMO...if yer LICENSE'd ta carry(which I AM,an' have been my whole adult life...) ya should be able ta lawfully carry ANYWHERE....but at's jus' me

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    2. Yeah I have no problem with those who went through the legal process of carrying being able to carry anywhere. Court house, in public. wherever. So far I have never felt I had the need to carry but respect the rights of those who do, as long as they are legal...

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