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HT's Big Valentines Day Adventure ( A mostly true story)

5:37 A.M. HT sets alarm early to get up and fix Mrs. HT big Valentines Day breakfast. Mrs HT loves pancakes so HT stumbles down stairs, considers heart shaped pancakes but realizes that is beyond his culinary skills

6:10 A.M. Pancakes done, HT wakes Mrs.HT up, takes her down to big V-Day breakfast. Mrs  HT says Aww Thank You, but "who's gonna cl ean this big mess up"

7:30 A.M. HT goes out to truck gets Roses and V-Day card he has stashed away. HT smart he beats last minute rush at Florist and Card shop got presents yesterday. Mrs HT impressed but wonders how much HT paid for Roses you just eventually throw away. HT says "you're worth every dime HT paid"

7:45 A.M. HT has to leave tells Mrs HT have a great day and be ready when HT gets home HT take her out for fancy V-Day dinner

4:35 P.M. HT arrives home sees neighbor Tammy getting in mail he says "Happy Valentines Day Tammy"
Tammy looks sad, said she have no Valentine (her a single mom). She says "Mrs HT lucky to have man like HT." HT wishes he was 25 years younger 20 pounds lighter and single again, He'd be Tammy's Valentine.

4:36 P.M. HT comes back to reality

5:00 P.M. Mrs HT complains she has lousy day other than HT's big V-Day breakfast and flowers.HT say Don't worry We will have big romantic dinner, everything will be better.

6:00 P.M. We arrive at big fancy restaurant with a big long line. Mrs. HT says "I hope you got reservation"
HT never thought about reservation, he breaks bad news to Mrs HT, she sighs....

6:10 P.M. HT needs to change the mood, suggests they get drinks in bar. Mrs HT orders a coke. HT orders a big margarita (he thinks he might need several)

7:00 P. M. HT contemplates third big margarita when they say table is ready. HT relieved, Mrs HT getting impatient

7:10 P.M HT suggests bottle of fancy wine with dinner. HT needs to loosen Mrs HT up a little bit. Mrs HT declines says wine gives her a headache.

7:13 P.M. HT orders another big margarita.

7:35 P.M. Dinner arrives Mrs HT's steak not to her liking she sends it back but dinner all in all pretty good.

7:55 P.M HT suggests after dinner drink, Mrs.HT says OK she'll have a glass of wine HT orders another big margarita. Mrs HT only drinks half her glass of wine,

8:20 P.M Mrs. HT drives HT home.

10:30 P.M. Getting close to bedtime HT feels little frisky from the five margaritas and he hopes Mrs. HT feeling frisky too.

10:35 P.M. HT goes upstairs brushes teeth hoping Mrs. HT feeling frisky, goes in bedroom finds Mrs.HT's little dog Fluffy lying on HT's pillow. HT tells Fluffy get down . Fluffy growls and shows her teeth to HT. Mrs. HT tell HT to leave Fluffy alone she's cold. HT explains he is feeling romantic and Fluffy needs to move. Mrs .HT yawns and doesn't say a word.

10:40 P.M. HT goes for his secret weapon and last option he pulls out funny cigarette that his son in law gave him and lights up. Mrs. HT smells funny cigarette and says "What the hell you doing???" HT  asks if she would like to share funny cigarette. Mrs HT says put that out and go to sleep.

10:45 P.M. HT finishes his cigarette downstairs then heads back up to bedroom. HT gets his IPod out listens to Forever Young , Mrs. HT and Fluffy already asleep.

10:50 P.M. HT fall asleep and dreams of days gone by....