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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Guest Commentator Draino - Is Goliath Losing It ???


H-T MUCH CONCERN AND WORRY! Does GOLIATH need a CHARLIE SHEEN type intervention? The latest round of GAW postings which have come just after the "Junta" seized control at the rival CCC, have some observers worried about Goliath! What could be going on with him? Some Sheen quotes and the subsequent disconcerting Goliath subject manner posts and rants: 
" I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA." 

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain." 
Exibit A: Divine Machinations "Goliath's mind rumble back to various times when the sluggards was belittling and bemoaning GOLIATHandWImmens blog saying the pageviews was artificals, that Goliath just 'flash in pan' and
pretty daggone soon Goliath be talking to himself in Cyberspace. Well well well, life has funny way of turning out. Goliath still standing tall in Blog world meanwhiles we has seen others
come and go." 
Exibit B: What happened to the Devil Worshiper? GAW's sudden concern with "Leather Sexual clothing" and artifacts. "Apparently, 'Satanic Artifacts' refers to just about any sort of spooky creepy item. We have therefore taken the liberty of doing some Internet research and offer the following as representative images of 'satanic artifacts'. " Exibit C: Is there something wrong with the 'Anti Gay' Leadership? Pornography is destructive and it can ruin a person's life, and it ruined my life," he said at the conference, admitting that he had his hands in his pants, but maintaining that he wasn't masturbating. "Do I have problems? Yes. Did I do something wrong? Yes." 
Exibit D: Best Blog? Goliath explains on goliath Film's International that hsi blog THE BEST darned blog around! I'm certain that Erma Thrask would sternly warn him that "pride goeth before the fall" ! Exibit E: EXCESS/MASS QUANTITIES OF JAEGERMESISTER CONSUMPTION! "Goliath finish his deeeelicious Latte and head out, bnack down to the OHIO RIVER." 
This is an obvious manifestation of a "Chalie Sheen type denial" of consumption of large quantities of Jaegermeister and partying excessively on the river masked as a simple consumption of Perkfections coffee specials.
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11 comments:

  1. I think you're right Draino the big guys ready to crack. HT's ready to claim victory in blog wars, after he's led away in a straight jacket. He just can't handle the pressure....

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  2. As Golaith likes to say "My Heatherin Gawds" ! Indeed! The Big G really really steped in it again. I just saw that PETA is getting into the protests at the compund as well. If the PETA people start on this pro "chicken rights" thing, look out. Goliath just couldn't leave it alone after Governor Daniels (Jack?) crushed the Insurrection and saved his butt last time. It now looks like H-T has gathered information that a half dozen or so various special interest groups will be in on the "Spring of Rage" outside the goliathandwimmens Compound walls. Westboro vs the G-L-TsG could get really ugly.

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  3. Goliath's brain sound as a dollar.

    Goliath admit small amount of necrotic brain tissue developed back when head cut off and allowed to lie in dust and kick around by bunch of Israeli's what was so proud and happy they defeat the Goliath Philistine Heatherns back in the day...but within 24 hours Witch of Endor had the head back on the body and reciting her necromancing spells to bring this one here back to life.

    Since that day, only damage been from a ceertain amounts of Jagermeister consumptions. (Well, there was that arrow in the cranium back in the 10th century but no doctor available to say brain damaged then or not.)

    But Goliath SURELY got TIGER BLOOD and ADONIS DNA so Charles Sheen is defernitely KINDRED spireted!

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  4. H-T: It looks like this last rash of strange blog rants and "posts-to-stir-the-pot", may have been triggered by partying hardy after the collapse and exile of the former CCC bosses. Goliath has now been set free to post on the CCC and can actually advertise with WORDS! A story from Hollywood is breaking that Goliath flew to Los Angeles on Charlie Sheen's private jut and partied non-stop at the Sheen mansion for FOUR DAYS! It is, of course, unconfirmed. However, some Tinsel Town Tabloids have been quoting a bevy of very shapely starlets that said about Goliath: "That Giant can really jam! He does have tiger DNA! He is the G!" However, the behavior can't be good for a mature 3,000 year old dude! Draino!

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  5. H-T: Goliath posted on GAW about his trama from the beheading. "Since that day, only damage been from a ceertain amounts of Jagermeister consumptions. (Well, there was that arrow in the cranium back in the 10th century but no doctor available to say brain damaged then or not.)" This sure does sound like a classic denial syndrome. The shapely starlets interviewd by the Tinsel Town Tablods, also said that Mel Gibson and Lady Gaga, among others were partying with Charlie and G. There were additional reports that Snoop Dog, Notorious B.I.G.,Lenny Bruce, Paul Rubens, Marcus Vick (oh, oh...PETA again), Amy Whinehouse, Flavor Flav, Mark Foley (?), Timothy Leary, Linda McCartney and Katie Morgan were also at the four day non-stop gig. Draino!

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  6. H-T: I just had to look the bio for Katie Morgan. She is hot! One entry from the site popcrunch.com said about Katie Morgan: "The porn star initially entered the porn industury as a way to pay off her sizable bail and plea bargain. She was arrested in 2000 for transporting over 100 pounds of marijuana from Mexico into the United States. Um…that’s pretty serious to bring your body weight in an illegal substance into another county. I wonder if porn directors go looking for hot chicks in trouble like lawyers chase ambulances. This is my favorite from her list of movies: “Whore of the Rings 2.” Those porn film names are so hilarious!" It is rumored by the Tabloids that she really like G. Draino!

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  7. All I want to know is IF Goliath secretly visited the Sheen compound did he meet the GODDESSES...And if so how did the "wimmen's" feel about it??

    Jules

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  8. HT...Have you been getting any uptick in page visits lately? I linked this story on Goliath's Facebook Fan Page
    But, some fans don't quite realize how vast supperior Goliathandwimmens has been proven over andover and wonder if Goliath lost it by linking to such an inferior blog.

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  9. HT don't want any latte drinking philosopher types reading the BatBlog. BatBlog for thrill seeking action types....

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  10. Hmmm...I just notice super cool tattoo on your elbow there HT. What is that ...Batgirl>

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  11. http://mattchinn.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/oct4_black8.png

    HT you alright?

    You don't have a BatCup?

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