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Monday, October 17, 2016

BatBlog Hacked by Putin and the Libertarians

The "Award Winning" BatBlog and BatPoll has been hacked by the Russians and Libertarians... in what looks like a consorted effort to swing the upcoming elections. Our sources say Vladimir Putin and an unnamed Libertarian operative have leaked the hacking to WikiLeaks for world wide attention. The BatBlog takes this very serious and our IT Dept. is researching whether the BatBlog e-mail account has also been compromised...it appears that over 25,000 deleted e-mails from a private server may be in the hands of Putin and the Libertarian operative...Stay Tuned...

12 comments:

  1. Lol.

    Getting out the vote isn't hacking, and Libertarians sure as hell aren't working with a Soviet.

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  2. This is the only thing lib's have a even remote chance of winning.

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  3. Never fear, for it matters not what is in the e-mails. Just mention that they were stolen and released by the Russians and all will be forgiven. Just ask the Hillary camp. That's what they do and it works every time.

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  4. Wikileaks is Backing The Award Winning Bat Blog:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cuz8rwFWcAA5T-O.jpg

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  5. “NYC Parks stands firmly against any un-permitted erection in city parks, no matter how small,” agency spokesman Sam Biederman quipped.
    http://nypost.com/2016/10/18/nearly-naked-hillary-clinton-statue-sparks-fury-downtown/

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  6. That small erection quote must be a recycle from when the Trump statues went up a few weeks ago.

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  7. But I have BIG hands says Trump ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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  8. Bat Blog ANATOMY Holdings/Grabnings

    Soooo, it is Politically Correct
    to say that someone has a small P****, but not a large P****?

    Or is it also not Politically Correct
    to say that someone has a large P****, but not a small P****?

    Grabbing/Holding a Small/Large P****/P****?

    Various Gender Versions/Mixings of the remarks/questions?

    Grab a look:
    http://www.snopes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/florence-henderson.jpg

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  9. Here's my sexist and arbitrary ruling:

    Penis size is PC
    Pussy size absolutely is not
    (But when South Park pretends there is a nuclear bomb in there it is hilarious)

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  10. PC/Non PC
    Now, the Bat Blog is getting somewhere.

    This "Pussy Size Thing"
    discussion and "Penis Size Thing" discussion
    is very contemporary and important in a "Politically Correct" context.

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  11. Do they have to be compatible in size?

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    1. Anonymous asked "Do they have to be compatible in size?"

      Historically speaking,
      that has been an excellent 'Anatomically Correct' question
      for the greater political good of the populace,
      voting and non-voting.

      Whether it is 'Politically Correct', the effect of size compatibility
      is impact is often tightly debated in emersion engagements

      Voter Motivation in their Mutual Participation and Freedom of Expression
      is also considered to be a Passionate Element as a Determining Factor.



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