1. Tolling ever road in Clark Co. - to alleviate the cost of toll booths County Jail inmates in their bright orange jumpsuits will be assigned roads and given a bucket...Preliminary charges being considered $1.00 residents... out of state $2.00... each way...
2. Entry fees (cover charges) at County Courthouse and all Co. buildings and parking lots - $2.50 per person/ family rates also available....
3. Used clothing drive - donation boxes at all Co. properties - clothing will be collected and then auctioned off this spring at date and location determined later....
4. Panhandling - Every County employee (officeholders included) must donate 4 hours a month to panhandle in front of County offices - permit required -------------------------------------------------------->
5. Shop for a Cop - you've heard of Shop with a Cop program lets go one step farther to help the Co. sheriff's dept. Take a cop out buy him a uniform, firearm , handcuffs or even just a box of donuts and a large coffee, to help alleviate the budget problem.
6. Weekend Bingos - Open up the Co. courtrooms to weekend bingos, have the judges call numbers ....
7. Dunking booths - Put our Clark Co. politicians in a dunking booth on a rotating schedule, include Sheriff deputies as well. You can stop by and attempt to dunk your least favorite politician or that Deputy who gave you a traffic ticket...$1.00 per throw....
8. Close the Clark Co. jail... free the inmates or send them to Floyd Co. probably over half should have already been released anyway...Eliminates lawsuits....
9. Legalize and start selling all the confiscated marijuana (if there is any left that the Sheriff's Dept. hasn't
!0. Once the jail is empty rent it out for slumber, birthday, bachelor/ bachelorette parties or holidays....hire a photographer for pictures....a caterer, and clowns...sell balloons and Clark Co. jail t-shirts
They could also sell advertising to plaster on the side of all county vehicles. I saw where Indy schools are considering selling ads for the sides of their buses.
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That's funny!
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ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious until you realize who will actually pay for these lawsuits and wrong doings from the incompetence of county workers and officeholders.
ReplyDeleteThe taxpayers you and I will foot the bill like we always do.
Yes sir, we will all pay out the rectum, except for the elected officials who caused the mess as they will move to Florida with tax sponsored retirement plan.
ReplyDeletemake'em ALL pizz in'a cup!....twice'd a day.....hahahahaha......
ReplyDeleteJust make sure they ain't pizzin water:-)
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ReplyDeleteI've filed a lawsuit against Drug Court for violating my right to due process. I feel bad knowing that fellows tax payers will have to pick up the tab for our elected official's mistakes (and his administration's). However, I feel that I must stand up for the United States Constitution, which was put in place to prevent the government from doing what ever they want to the people (like Drug Court was doing). Our local government needs to be held accountable for their actions so these kind of situations don't happen again to other people.
ReplyDelete»The government may not deprive citizens of "Life, Liberty, or Property" without DUE PROCESS of law.«
-United States Constitution
I for one do not hold the suit against you. It is our own fault (voters). We ran Jacobi out of office once before when he and Ms. Knobel created another firestorm, and I'll be darned if we did not just vote him back in, and he put her back in power. It is time we start voting intelligently rather than just voting for the name or the party. We made our bed now we gotta lie in it. This will effect us all for a long time to come.
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